Boy
This
is how you mow a lawn; this is how you make the lawn look nice; this is how to
weed the beds; this is how you clean your mess; this is how you wash your own
dishes, this is how you cook and clean the bathrooms, no matter how much you
think it’s only a woman’s responsibility; this is how to fix a squeaky door;
this is how to pull up your pants and not show the world your wonderful
underwear; this is how you help an elderly person cross the street on a busy
road in the big city; but
I never have my pants sagging, my pants aren’t even baggy; this is how
you respect your elders; this is how you act at the dinner table; this is how
to set the table; this is how to go to church; this is how to be kind; this is
how you treat a lady, even though you think otherwise; this is how you fall in
love with a lady ;this is how you give a courtesy wave to drivers who stop to let you cross; this is how you get good grades;
but what if my teacher writes down my grade wrong? Are
you really expecting me to believe that excuse?